Let’s be honest, there are many people we should delete on Facebook. However, if we deleted every single friend spreading stoopidity through social media, we’d only have about 14 people with which to share things.
The fact remains though, that some just simply should not make the cut.
Here is a list of people we should delete on Facebook.
1. People who “like” their own statuses - If you don’t like it, don’t post it. This is the same as high-fiving yourself.
2. People who change their relationship status every two weeks – There needs to be an “unstable” designation for you.
3. Lonely people obviously looking for a date – Who exactly are you trying to seduce with your sad, whiny ”I’m alone and crying” posters you share every 5 minutes? Suck it up and stop waiting for someone else to complete your life.
4. People pushing their MLM business – Yes, we know you can coach us to a passive, six figure income working 10 hours a week if only we would join your “team,” but you’re still driving a 2001 Honda Civic and living in your mom’s basement. STOP IT!!!
5. People who click on spam – You have got to be smarter than this. No, your friend didn’t win a free iPad and no, you’re not getting one either.
6. People who repost what “week” it is - It’s not son’s week, daughter’s week, best friend’s week, whatever illness you have week, or widdo cutesy pet fluffy-cat week. Next thing you know, you’ll be expecting fake Facecrack gifts for whatever fake Facecrack week you’re celebrating.
7. Anyone who puts “only 15% of people will repost this” at the end of their status - As though I am stoopid enough to be manipulated by this nonsense. When I see this, I automatically DO NOT repost it, so how is that working out for ya? Being non-stoopid is better. You should try it.
8. People who post pictures of their pets – Look, pets are like kids. The only one who cares is you. I don’t want to see a pic of your poodle in his new work-out shorts.
We all know that this is a VERY small sample of people we should delete on Facebook, but I have to stop there. I have a life and hope you do too.
If not, feel free to add your own list in the comments section of people we should delete on Facebook.
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